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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:45
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
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Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
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Next, they tried...
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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